Being a Giraffe

If I could be any animal i wanted, I would be a giraffe.  I would want to be a girafffe mainly because of their height.  Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world stretching anywhere from 50 ft to 50 yards tall.  Now, I'm not quite sure if I have my facts strait or not, but who cares it's close enough.  The other interesting thing about giraffes is that no other animal in the animal kingdom will challenge a giraffe.  Giraffes are like the calm, peaceful bystanders of the animal world.  When another animal is feeling lucky and challenges a giraffe, the end results for that animal are bad.  Giraffes can deliver bone shattering hits with their long muscular necks, a big enough blow to take down a city skyscraper!  Why wouldn't you want to be a giraffe?  With their height, peacefulness and unbelievable strength.

Saucy Taste

His taste in cars was almost like his his taste in food, saucy.  He loved the sporty convertibles and the fast sleek sports cars.  He couldn't eat anything without having his sauces, mayo, mustard, soy sauce, relish, and ketchup.  He layered them on his cheeseburgers, sandwich's, and mac n' cheese.  He occasionally put some hot peppers and pickles on his food but not always.  One day he decided to buy a new car.  Due to his saucy taste he bought a brand new Ferrari convertible with nice leather seats and a stereo.  After the purchase was complete he went for a joy ride in his new car.  He saw a McDonalds and decided to stop.  He went through the drive-through and ordered and cheeseburger.  He asked for all his sauces along with some pickles. He opened the burger up but none of the sauces were on it, so he had to put them on himself.  He grabbed the ketchup and tore the packet open, causing ketchup to fly everywhere, all over his brand new car.  The leather seats were ruined and some of the ketchup got into his speakers.  His saucy taste got the best of him.