Here I am stuck in my crib with nothing to do.  If only my parents could be in my size 2 shoes.  My names Clyde, Clyde Autman Tippler the third, but my friends call me Betty.  I'm a good lookin' baby with brown hair and green eyes.  Let me tell you this, I love the stock market.  You may of seen me on a few of those e-trade commercials, yep thats right I'm that guy.  Theres nothing I like more then trading some stocks.
My parents are Gary and Mary, their both stay at home parents, so I have no chance of ever escaping this crib.  At least tonight we're having pancakes for dinner.  Pancakes are absolutley  my favorite food in the world.  I always stash some in my crib because us babys are always hungry.  Well I got to go the parents are coming.  Untill next time.
                                                 Clyde